Lawyer deposition humor – virus break

Posted on March 28, 2020 | 1 Comment

Shared today on my plaintiffs personal injury trial lawyers listserv –
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MR. CHAMBERLIN:  Object to form.  When I say object to form, it’s for purposes of the record.  You may answer, nonetheless.
    THE WITNESS:  Okay.
A:     Nonetheless.
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Q:  What caused you to seek treatment for depression?
A:  I was depressed.
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    Q Did you come here today pursuant to a subpoena?
    A  No, I took the bus.
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    Q:  have you ever seen Exhibit B before?
    A:  not before today.
    Q:  is that your handwriting there on the form?
    A: yes.
    Q:  so had you seen this form before?
    A: oh sure, but it wasn’t called Exhibit B ….
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One response to “Lawyer deposition humor – virus break”

  1. Laurel M Scotti | March 28, 2020 at 3:07 pm |

    More please!!!!

    Sent from my iPhone

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